Frequently Asked Questions
Wait… is this a joke? Is it a scam?
Neither! This is real—and it's one hundred percent
transparent. You're literally giving your money to someone
on the internet and getting a completely useless NFT in
return. There are no “whitepapers,” no “products,” no
“roadmaps.” It's just you, me, and this ERC721 token.
Will Useless NFTs be scored by any rarity ranking websites?
Lordy I hope so. You have no idea how much I hope so. These
were literally developed with a random number generator, so
figuring out how to rank the rarity of 10,000 NFTs each made
from 15 draws on a 256 element uniform distribution will be
... interesting.
Will there be more chances to mint Useless NFTs at the
floor price?
You have to be kidding. Ten thousand of
these suckers are available and I listed them all at .1 Eth
apiece. If we run out of Useless NFTs at the floor we have
bigger problems than the floor, like figuring out how to
keep all these pigs from flying into windmills.
Will there be a refund if I am less than fully satisfied
with my purchase?
Smh.
Why are you doing this?
Boy is that a loaded question. Maybe I was inspired
by the guy who released the Useless Ethereum Token during
the height of the 2017 crypto bubble. Maybe I'm just trying
to distract myself from the Knausgaardian banality of my
daily life. This definitely is not a proof of
concept or a stepping stone on the way to developing another
project, and if it was, that would be an even
bigger reason not to buy one of these. And
it is not part of any of those BAYC puzzles. Maybe, I should
turn the question back on you. Why are YOU doing this?
What can I do with Useless NFTs?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. (Seriously, don't buy this. Why
are you even still reading this?). It's got the word
"useless" in the name. The only possible reason to
buy one would be to say that you "also own a useless one"
when people ask you what NFTs you own, further confusing
laypeople about crypto and contributing to society's
continuing ignorance of all things crypto. (Yes, I am aware that
someone could theoretically wrap these tokens in another
smartcontract and give them some kind of utility just to be
a jerk, but I doubt that will happen)
Will you tell us what you do with the Eth you raise from
this project?
Hell yes I will. If even a few of these mint, I'll tell you
exactly what I did with it. (Hint: It's going to
involve more NFTs)